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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:18 am

I couldn't resist. >.<

I mean, Irono's Labyrinth? Zeke's World Race? Ventus' Zombieland?

I wanted one. I was going to make Nexas' Nightmare Realm, but I realized it wasn't going to be that fun. So, I was thinking I should use Zane. Then BOOM! Zane's Sex Chronicles. It was geanyus. (Spelled rong on perpus)

Now. One problem. What is that show even about when you remove the pr0n? >_> (Unless we CAN use pr0n on this site. ;D)
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Re: Zane's Sex Chronicles.

Post  lethalityComplex on Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:12 am

Skife: Uh... Zane? Last time I checked, most of us are too young to get laid. But... just FYI I slept with Cissnei last night.
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Post  Eques tenebrarum on Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:59 pm

Xelo:...im sure Leo and Trut-*gets hit with Forgotten Fury*

Leo: Shut up man!

Xelo: Never they should know!!
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:51 pm

Sally: *holds keyblade to Zane's head* Really? Was this really neccesary?
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Post  78 Nebulous Novae on Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:34 pm

Parallel: *pulls out keyblade* What is this hall of perversion?

Mikomi: *generates a longbow* A disgrace!

Binary: Do I get to make explosions?

Unlimited: I'll be fine as long as all perverts stay away. *pulls out two gunblades*
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Post  lethalityComplex on Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:57 am

Skife: Be quiet, Lyxsal.

<Skife only knows Sally as Lyxsal>
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:02 am

<In the RP, Sally and Lyxsal are 2 separate people. I have Sally, Hoepinsjex and Xorion ready for anything I need an extra three chars for.>
Sally: *holds Keyblade to Skife's throat* Shut your mouth, Stu.
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Post  Eques tenebrarum on Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:07 pm

Leo: Just calm down, Sally no point of trying to kill a GS their to perfect to die
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Post  lethalityComplex on Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:17 am

Skife: Thanks Leo. *clicks fingers and appears behind Sally* You cant beat me!
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:19 am

Sally: *swings around and cuts Skife's leg off* Yeah. Sure.
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Post  lethalityComplex on Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:25 am

Skife: *regrows leg* Told you. *kicks Sally into wall*
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:29 am

*Skifes foot breaks COMPLETELY IN HALF as he tries to kick Sally*
Sally: **** no. *jumps into air and holds keyblade over head* *times freezes and words TROOLY TUFF!!! Appear above her head* *time un-stops and she cleaves Skife's head in half*
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Post  lethalityComplex on Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:38 am

*clone disappears* Skife: *walks in, sees clone missing* Oh WTF!?
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:56 pm

<I thought this would be way more gross. And again, our existence is revealed. In many topics. Oh, and you forgot Sam's BSD.>

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Post  Robofloozy on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:23 am

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Post  lethalityComplex on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:29 am

<*facepalm* Skife?>

Skife: Gladly! Twisted Evil THUNDAGA! *begins spamming Thundaga, linked to MP Absorb, so the spell costs no MP, on Robofloozy*
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Post  Robofloozy on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:32 am

I WILL REVIVE THIS THREAD IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:33 am

BUMP OF LIFE! -assists Robofloozy-
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Post  lethalityComplex on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:36 am

Skife: *ups it to Tornado*
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:38 am

-grabs skife by the face and starts punching it with gusto- YOU. WILL. NEVER. STOP. HER.
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Post  lethalityComplex on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:41 am

Skife: You're one to talk when you HAVE A KEYBLADE THROUGH YOUR CHEST! *stabs Zelda straight through the chest*
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:42 am

-absorbs the Keyblade into self, voice distorting to sound like Nyartholatep from P4A- Fool, you cannot harm that which didn't fully exist in the first place. Prepare for an untimely death by assimilation!
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Post  lethalityComplex on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:43 am

Skife: *creates hundreds of thousands of clones* *all together* O RLY!?
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:48 am

Me: Indeed. -abdominal area opens up and my ribs shoot out, spearing clones and drawing them into the black hole where my stomach is-

Lei: You need to cu- I mean calm down. There's no need to get so worked up about such a sensitive issue. I mean really, how long has it been since you were this overstimulated? You need a rest before continuing your endeavors.
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Post  lethalityComplex on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:51 am

Skife: ... *summons Deathwing from WoW: Cataclysm* What now? You kill him, we all die.
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