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Post  78 Nebulous Novae on Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:31 am

Alex: *is walking along, whistling "The Golden Sun Rises"*

Karst and Agatio: *jump out of nowhere* Haha! You will pay for what you did to Saturos and Menardi!

Alex: I didn't do anything!

Karst and Agatio: You let them die. Now... time for torture! *corner Alex*

Alex: O-O-OUENDAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Parallel and Binary show up wearing gakurans. Unlimited shows up in a cheer-girl uniform.}

{The BGM becomes New World by L'arc~en~ciel.}

Parallel: Osu!

Parallel, Binary, Unlimited: Ikuze! San, ni, ichi, sore!

{The song plays as Parallel, Binary, and Unlimited cheer to it.}
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:37 pm

<o.o idungeddit.>
*the ice cream cone explodes in Xelo's stomach*
<That's what our jokes are like. No idea what you were talking about.>
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Post  Eques tenebrarum on Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:00 pm

Xelo: *stomach grows and shrinks back to normal size* Ouch
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Post  78 Nebulous Novae on Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:37 pm

AKeybladeYouSay wrote:<o.o idungeddit.>

<Reference both to some hilarious Golden Sun fansite I saw and Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!>

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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:33 pm

And then Sora stabbed Dispatch saying, "Crazy piece of crazy."

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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:37 am

<No reference. I just like talking in "icwutudidthar" speak.>
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Post  78 Nebulous Novae on Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:01 am

<No, that's what I was referring to.>
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Post  Admin (HalcyonWandering) on Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:49 pm

Ecnal: *appears in front of the group in the actual topic* I have come to kill y- *is cut off as he is trampled by millions of Wookies*

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Org. XIV special epsiode!

Post  NebulaGregarZX on Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:00 am

Xeromus: *Wearing a Scouter*
Aleri: Boss, what does the Scouter say about his power level?
Xeromus: ...Get your own Scouter.
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Aleri: What does the Scouter say about MY power level?
Xeromus: ...*Scans Aleri* ...What!? It's... it's... over nine THOUSAND!
Aleri: What!? Nine THOUSAND?!
Xeromus: ...No, I had it upside-down. Your power level is 1006.
Aleri: DAMMIT!
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Aleri: What does the Scouter say about Dispatch's power level?
Xeromus: *Scans Dispatch* ...It's...!
Aleri: It's...!
Xeromus: It's over...!
Aleri: It's over...!
Xeromus: ...It's over eight THOUSAND!!*Crushes Scouter*
Aleri: What!? Eight- Huh? Hey, you didn't do it right.
Xeromus: Yes I did.*Puts on a new Scouter*
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Aleri: What does the Scouter say about Ansem's power level?
Xeromus: It's... a lot higher than yours, wimp. *Crushes Scouter*
Aleri: What!? There's no way he's stronger than me! ...It must be broken.
Xeromus: ...No kidding, dumbass.
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Aleri: What does the Scouter say about-
Xeromus: **** you.

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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:54 am

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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:06 am

So Orihcix blew it all up.

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Post  Shadow۩witch on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:03 pm

So uh.. how 'bout them Phillies?
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:07 pm

The multiverse exploded.

me: I'm sorry what?

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Post  Shadow۩witch on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:41 pm

The..Baseball team? Ah nevermind. *Sits in corner* *munches on gummi worms* *starts singing gummibear ong*


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[i]Oh,yeah!![/i]
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:43 pm

Meh, I don't watch much sports. *swallows poptart whole*

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Post  Shadow۩witch on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:03 pm

Same, I just know some teams, and what I overhear. Unless it's Soccer or swimming!!! *sees Poptart* Shocked *steals poptart from box, then eats it* bounce bounce bounce
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:06 pm

Ah! X-ray vision! My only weakness! Hissss! Oh who gives a crap. *starts eating something with meat on it*

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Post  Shadow۩witch on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:08 pm

bounce bounce bounce bounce bom
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:10 pm

I...don't want to know.

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Post  Shadow۩witch on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:21 pm

*huge explosion in topic*
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:19 am

Well okay. *looks for potato chips* You exploded them all! DAMN YOU TEXT COMMUNICATION!

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Post  Shadow۩witch on Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:14 am

*arm pops out of text, handing Harr ,chips*
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:40 pm

And DAMN YOU FOR NOT ALLOWING THAT TO HAPPEN! DAMN YOU PHYSICS!

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Post  Shadow۩witch on Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:10 pm

*arm dispears back into text*
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:11 pm

*Looks at arm* Okay, I'm going to try and find a cure for being high, because there is NO OTHER WAY I would have seen that.

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