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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:50 pm

Me: Sure. But only after I win. *Creates a bonfire using snow, ice, and blenders* Time for a book-burning. And if ANYONE accuses me of communism, I will personally saw your head off. *begins throwing snow-books on the fire*

3319: YOU COMMIE BASTARD!!

Me: *cuts off 3319's head with a chainsaw*

3319: OH MY GAAAAAAAAAH! *Head chopped off*

Me: ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS?! *has clearly gone insane*

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:58 pm

Athez: *asks in an innocent tone* Can I have that chainsaw?
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:01 pm

Me: Suspect That depends...why?

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:05 pm

Athez: *smiles insanely* Fun times?
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:06 pm

Me: FAGLEAFFTAERGAFLAGH! *begins decimating 3319's corpse and throws the chainsaw at Athez* ACKTENFLAGALFTERNING!

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:09 pm

Athez: *grabs chainsaw out of midair* Thank you for the present! It's dangerous to go alone!
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:09 pm

*the chainsaw falls apart on contact with Athez*

Me: *begins gurgling*

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:15 pm

Athez: *sad face* No fair! *looks over at DracoknightKing* Do you need assistance?
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:17 pm

Me: *begins shouting nonsensical garbage* *begins vomiting out garbage*

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:21 pm

Athez: Okay, it is obvious something is wrong. *wires connect to DracoknightKing's head and Athez's hands* Let's try electro-shock therapy! *sends pulse of electricity into DracoknightKing's brain*
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:26 pm

Me: *stands up, transparent, the solid one still on the ground* It's fine, he's just having a seizure.

Solid Me (MeS): *still choking on something*

Transparent Me (MeT): Well, I'M just having a seizure...This is weird. Well, all I can say is he slash I will be fine as soon as some people start to move Sammy's plot along. Well, the end of it anyway. I mean, I know he can't help it, but still. It's lingering.

MeS: GACKNINGFLACKTERFLICKNENFLANG!

MeT: That might continue for a while though...you might want to do something about that.


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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:27 pm

Athez: Does putting you into a dark, airless box and forgetting about you count as doing something about it?
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:29 pm

MeT: I guess...but how will that help?

MeS: *Starts to gag up half-digested sandwiches*

MeT: Oh, THAT'S why that's happeneing!

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:32 pm

Athez: I think it would help because that is really disgusting and I don't want to deal with it. Also, you can't exactly die from it, so it doesn't hurt anyone.
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:48 pm

MeT: Uh, he slash I could suffocate. And I really don't want that to happen.

MeS: *Spits beer on the ground, standing up*

MeT: Huh? When did I drink beer?

MeS: When we were off-camera!

MeT: Oh, right, you guys never saw that! Why did you slash I have to puke it up on-camera if we drank off-camera?

MeS: Because I wrote it that way!

MeT: We should really stop doing that...

MeS: Yep.

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:54 pm

Athez: You know, a symptom of insanity is speaking to yourself.
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:03 pm

MeT/MeS: We know.

MeT: I get the feeling this is a little different though...

MeS: We're still insane, though.

MeT: Oh, definitely, but I feel like it's okay to talk to yourself when you're standing face-to-face with yourself. Either that, or it's way worse because it means you're hallucinating.

MeS: Good point.

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:08 pm

Athez: I could make things even more confusing, if you want.
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:08 pm

MeT/S: Go ahead and try.

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:15 pm

Athez: *spark flies from the solid DracoknightKing's head, into the pile of metal that Athez is shaping* Almost done... and there we go! *living metal version of DracoknightKing waves to the other two* That spark was a copy of what's in your head, so this one has the same mind as you!
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:21 pm

MeS: Cool. So, how does that work?

MeT: I don't think it does. That's physically impossible.

MeS: Are you trying to use logic again?

MeT: Oh, right, nothing makes sense in this f*cking universe.

MeS: *sprays MeT with a squirtbottle*

MeT: *unfazed* Now, you know I'm not solid! How the hell does that work?

MeS: No! Bad me! *sprays MeT with a squirtbottle*

MeT: *is now wet* ...So, which of our minds does it have?

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:29 pm

Athez: The solid one. It was easier to copy the brainwaves that should actually exist.
>Can you speak for the metal one too? It's hard to try to think of what you would say<
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:34 pm

<lolz. k, fine.>
MeT: I shouldn't exist? Then why am I here?

Metal Me (MeM): Congratulations and salutations, you're a figment of your own imagination.

MeT: Uh...sure, whatever...

MeS: I like this guy!

MeM: Of course you do.

MeT: *mumble* I'm not sure why though...

MeM/S: Stick in the mud.

MeT: This is gonna get really annoying really fast.

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Post  Aesoth on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:40 pm

Athez: You know, it's rude to gang up on people. *slaps DracoS across the face with a white glove*
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:41 pm

MeM: *lights Athez on fire*

MeS: *watching him burn* *laughing at the irony*

MeT: ...I'm not even going to comment.

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